6 AM :
Without kids : It’s weekend and you won’t be getting up atleast for next five hours as you slept late previous night watching a movie/hanging out with friends.
With kids : No matter how much tired you are, It’s your kid’s waking time and even you have to wake up. else he tries to sit on/near your face and you have to wake up with that lovely aroma of pee filled diaper(Kid’s strategy).
6:30 AM :
Without kids : You are still sleeping.
With kids : You changed the diaper, now you are trying to put him back to sleep and he starts doing flips on the bed and suddenly *BHOOM* ended up on the floor. Now you’re up.
7 AM :
Without Kids : You Change the temperature of your AC and back to sleep.
With Kids : Time for Breakfast . Even though he’s hungry he wants to listen to his favorite Rhymes/cartoons first. Now He starts eating his breakfast watching those Rhymes/cartoons and take hours to finish his food.
8 AM :
Without Kids : You are still asleep and dreaming of those high end clothes,cosmetics ,shoes which you saw the actress wearing in that movie previous night.
With kids : Now you have watched those Rhymes/cartoons more than 10 times ,But you have no other choice. You can only change the channel when your kid get’s bored of it, which they never do.
9 AM :
Without Kids : Now you see angels descending, kissing your forehead and telling you to sleep more .
With Kids :You try to eat your breakfast and suddenly you smell something Foul. YES, He pooped in his diaper. forget your breakfast and rush to clean & change the diaper.
9.30 AM :
Without Kids : Now the sun rays are not letting you sleep, you get out of the bed with your eyes closed, shut the curtains and get back to sleep.
With Kids : Now that you cleaned and changed his diaper , you don’t feel like eating your breakfast anymore.I don’t know why they always want to pee/poop only when they see you having your ME time or when you are Eating.
11 AM :
Without kids : You wake up check your phone which has more than hundreds msgs,notifications from all the social networking sites you follow and now you try to reply them laying on the bed/couch .
With kids : Your kid dozes off and now you feel like pampering yourself , you put on a face mask , try to switch on the TV to watch your favorite show and then BANNGGGGGGGG , the volume was on it’s peak because just before taking a nap your kid played with that remote and the volume has accidentally increased. Now he’s wide awake and starts crying . You try to pamper him but he’s still crying/screaming because you have a face mask on and he’s terrified & doesn’t know who you are???
12 AM :
Without kids : You just got fresh and text your friend to meet up for a brunch and from there you plan your day. Shopping->Movie->Concert->Party->Dinner !!!
With kids : You take your kids out to a park,or a play area in a mall where you are actually terrified because your kid is bored doing those slides instead, he wants to jump from there (or) ends up with a fight because he din’t like his toys and he want to play with other kid’s toys.
When you have kids it’s not at all easy to handle them but yet you can’t live without them.
Let me know what do you think??Kids??or No kids??